{"id":15897,"date":"2014-01-24T12:43:02","date_gmt":"2014-01-24T17:43:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ssgreenberg.name\/PoliticsBlog\/?p=15897"},"modified":"2014-01-24T12:46:30","modified_gmt":"2014-01-24T17:46:30","slug":"boob-deodorant-the-latest-absurdity-from-the-beauty-industry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ssgreenberg.name\/PoliticsBlog\/2014\/01\/24\/boob-deodorant-the-latest-absurdity-from-the-beauty-industry\/","title":{"rendered":"Boob Deodorant? The Latest Absurdity From the Beauty Industry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Alternet<\/em> has the article <a title=\"Alternet article\" href=\"http:\/\/www.alternet.org\/boob-deodorant-latest-absurdity-beauty-industry\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Boob Deodorant? The Latest Absurdity From the Beauty Industry<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8230;you need to start deodorizing under your boobs.<\/p>\n<p>I can already hear your objections: &#8220;But the area under my boobs doesn&#8217;t stink!&#8221; or &#8220;What kind of marketing genius not only came up with the term &#8216;swoob,&#8217; but actually thought half the world&#8217;s population might be dumb enough to buy into it?&#8221; or simply, &#8220;This is a dumb product aimed at inventing an insecurity and then claiming to cure it.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Based on my scientific sampling of one, I can say that any woman that would fall for this product really does not understand men.\u00a0 You don&#8217;t have to put perfume on boobs to get men interested.<\/p>\n<p>Here is a\u00a0test, how many heterosexual men would care if the model pictured wore perfume?<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"Picture used in scientific test of men's reaction.\" src=\"http:\/\/www.alternet.org\/files\/styles\/story_image\/public\/story_images\/screen_shot_2014-01-23_at_1.59.36_pm_1.png\" width=\"310\" height=\"233\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<pre>\r\n<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alternet has the article Boob Deodorant? The Latest Absurdity From the Beauty Industry. &#8230;you need to start deodorizing under your boobs. I can already hear your objections: &#8220;But the area under my boobs doesn&#8217;t stink!&#8221; or &#8220;What kind of marketing genius not only came up with the term &#8216;swoob,&#8217; but actually thought half the world&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[166],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15897","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-stevegsposts","czr-hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ssgreenberg.name\/PoliticsBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15897","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ssgreenberg.name\/PoliticsBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ssgreenberg.name\/PoliticsBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ssgreenberg.name\/PoliticsBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ssgreenberg.name\/PoliticsBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15897"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ssgreenberg.name\/PoliticsBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15897\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15901,"href":"https:\/\/ssgreenberg.name\/PoliticsBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15897\/revisions\/15901"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ssgreenberg.name\/PoliticsBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ssgreenberg.name\/PoliticsBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ssgreenberg.name\/PoliticsBlog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}