Your Money More Wisely Than You Can?

If you thought that the equity in your house was a second source of income, then maybe the government knows how to spend your money better than you do.

If you put all of your 401K into your company’s stock, then maybe the government knows how to spend your money better than you do.

If every year you reallocated the funds in your 401K to last year’s best performing funds, then maybe the government knows how to spend your money better than you do.

If you thought the stock market was a great investment when it was up, but not when it is down, then maybe the government knows how to spend your money better than you do.

If you took your money out of your retirement accounts to pay for a vacation, then maybe the government knows how to spend your money better than you do.

If you have never invested in the stock market but you thought you could do better than putting any money into Social Security, then maybe the government knows how to spend your money better than you do.

If you’d rather the government run a deficit to fight a war, but not to provide health care, then maybe the government knows how to spend your money better than you do.

If you are upset that the cost of Medicare is rising, but you don’t think that health care costs should be brought under control, then maybe the government knows how to spend your money better than you do.

If you think the rich get more pleasure out of spending $10 Million for their young children’s birthday parties than they would get from breathing clean air, then maybe the government knows how to spend your money better than you do.

If you think the rich are happier spending their tax cuts competing for a $10Million mansion than they would if they could pay $5Million for the same mansion if none of them got tax cuts, then maybe the government knows how to spend your money better than you do.

Do you think I can compete with Jeff Foxworthy and his redneck jokes?

Can you write better “government can spend your money jokes” than I have?

It shouldn’t be hard.  Post your own ideas here.