I was talking to Gordon Gekko today.  He aired his complaints about the anti-business attitude of the Democrats.

I had such a sweet deal going,  It was the Ponzi scheme called financial derivatives.  My friends and I were raking in billions of dollars a year.  I even had the victims of the Ponzi scheme believe they were getting rich too.  Everybody was just so ecstatic.

Then comes the Democrats to burst my little bubble with such foolish thoughts that Ponzi schemes are somehow dishonest.  They want to make laws and rules that will hinder my business in the future.

Don’t they realize how important people like me are to economic growth and the recovery of jobs?

Why, if I could just get another giant Ponzi scheme going, we’d all feel rich again.  Perhaps we can even exceed the heights of just a few years ago.  Do I ever long for those good old days.

I just don’t understand why those Socialist, anti-American Democrats don’t like rich business people like me.