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As the newly Republican dominated House started Presidential impeachment hearings, the Department Of Justice announced criminal investigations of the spending of large amounts of money by deceptively named organizations to influence the elections of these representatives.

The DOJ is investigating whether or not there had been any illegal coordination between the organizations spending the money and the candidates themselves.  Such a violation could lead to bribery charges and long prison sentences for the guilty.  The Supreme Court will then decide if buying the impeachment of a President could be classified as treason by either the buyers or the sellers or both.

The impeachment hearings were quickly ended when the majority of Republicans found no grounds for impeachment.

I hope that the above warning was enough to help you judge this article.