The New Yorker has the story Cheney Marks Tenth Anniversary of Pretending There Was Reason to Invade Iraq from The Borowitz Report.
“Making up a reason to invade a country is the easy part,” Mr. Cheney told them. “Sticking to a pretend story for ten years—that is the stuff of valor.”
I did tell you this was from The Borowitz Report, didn’t I? Its tag line is “The news, reshuffled.”