The Atlanta Banana has the story Supreme Court Upholds Little Caesar’s Right to Feed Christian Employees to Lions. For crying out loud, this story is in The Atlanta Banana, do I have to put a warning on what type of story this is?

Little Caesar’s argued that the persecution of Christians and the feeding of them to ravenous big cats was a “deeply held” religious belief, that the continued survival of the roughly 6,000 Christian employees, as well as the fact that they remained on company payroll, imposed a “substantial financial burden” on their religious liberty.

Have I not given you fair warning? You can’t be surprised by what you read in the article, can you?

By the way, thanks to Randy Katz for posting this on his Facebook page.