The Daily Show has the segment Au Bon Panic.
Instead of letting Texas secede, maybe we should push it out of the union. Now you know why Sharon says she is from Texas, as far from Texas as she can get.
One time we had the pleasure of sitting with her brother in the emergency room at Parkland Hospital in Dallas. They had no intention of treating his infected leg. Not enough of an emergency, I suppose. They didn’t tell us that, of course. They just made us wait for hours and hours until we gave up. Maybe ebola isn’t that big of an emergency either.