The assembled press reacted to the startling news at the press conference that had been announced on this blog, Breaking News: Obama Concedes Everything.

When the President announced that he would totally give up on the idea of Obamacare if the Republicans would only agree to fund the Affordable Care Act (ACA), the first question that arose came from Helen Thomas.

Mr. President, don’t you realize that ACA and Obamacare are the same thing?

To which the President replied:

I can’t hear you.  Can you shout that a little louder?  Could you be sure to repeat that question on your news shows?

When the press kept on insisting that the ACA and Obamacare were the same thing, the President asked:

Where the heck have you people been while the Republicans tried to turn the public against the ACA by calling it Obamacare?  You were certainly ready to constantly use the word Obamacare.  Only now do you want the people to know that you are really talking about the Affordable Care Act?

Where was your hankering for the truth before?