Venture Beat has the article As HP does the corporate splits, a look back at 10 years of ineptitude and lowlights.

The other company has selected the electrifying name: Hewlett Packard Enterprise. Oooh! Sizzling! Whitman will run this business, which will retain the server, data storage, networking, and software products. With some of these businesses in only moderate decline, this is known in investment banking jargon as: The Slightly Less Short End Of The Stick.

I think “the other companyu” is the one that will continue to pay my meager pension. I hope they live longer than I do.

If it goes belly up, at least I will have the picture from the article and the emoticon to remember.

Whitman goes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯