The Daily Show with Jon Stewart has the segment The Majority Retort.
Admittedly, it is not a great segment, but at least it taught me what the current bread bag jokes are all about.
As for castrating pigs, I don’t know if that will attract the women’s vote, but I think it might be a turnoff for the men’s vote.
Well, I thought it was great! All the way from the pig castration to the Ted Cruz fade away.